lameboyfriend:

heelys don’t have brakes bc my swag don’t stop

(Source: lameboyfriend, via snorlaxatives)


marcovicci:

whats up w/ grown men who look at all the evils of the modern world and go “the real enemy is teenage girls, with their duckface and their smartphones and their selfies and their boy bands. they are destroying culture”

(via joshpeck)


chippychime:

when your fri ends say that their art isnt goo d

image

(Source: chipchopclipclop, via cutefollower)


thewearysavantponders:

purple skeleton going the extra mile.

thewearysavantponders:

purple skeleton going the extra mile.

(Source: ragdollvera, via andrewquo)


airyairyquitecontrary:

unhand me
lower me gently to the floor, then unhand me

airyairyquitecontrary:

unhand me

lower me gently to the floor, then unhand me

(via cutefollower)


mitten:

calling me ugly isn’t even an insult because i know already

(Source: nowyuokno, via ottersinovercoats)


(via hi)


ermathursty:

saw this tip jar at my Dairy Queen today and lost it at tipiosa

ermathursty:

saw this tip jar at my Dairy Queen today and lost it at tipiosa

(via ottersinovercoats)


robotemperor:

smell the goddamn flower you piece of shit baby chicken

(Source: iraffiruse, via ottersinovercoats)



armadillo:

its kinda scary how your whole life depends on how well you do as a teenager 

(Source: unsavioured, via gothqirl)


(Source: bffproductions)



(Source: stoneoceans, via penis-hilton)