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realniggaannouncements:

I had a dream last night that Jesus finally resurrected and when white people found out he wasn’t white they arrested him for 2000 something years of tax evasion  

l4brys:

i wont rest until ive complained about everything

Patient: give it to me straight doc what's wrong with my x-rays
Doctor: can't find any bone titties

shinymaplesquid:

shinymaplesquid:

I just got a wrong number text from a stranger that said: “hey can we use ur pool there’s a moose in ours”

#welcometocanada

I’ve never received such a funny text in my life I can’t breathe

UPDATE:
I told them “yes if you send a pic” & they sent me tHIS

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sceptre:

when you see your best friend hanging out with someone you hate

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applevevo:

listening to a sad song that has a nice beat

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